JUST LIKE A LOVER (PART TWO)

(Phone rings)

da boi: Hello?

ATT: You got a better chance of seeing God... what? are you kidding me?

Linda: I went to Africa one day, and... rhino talk... etc

da boi: Hello?

ATT: Yeah, Right, etc...

(Piano strains of "Swing Low Sweet Chariot")

Linda: more rhino talk...

da boi: Hello?

ATT: in your dreams, rhino... (snickers)

Linda: He's a big and strong animal, etc...

da boi: Hello?

ATT: Such a dopey rhino...

Alien: That's not funny...

Alien #2: ahh...

(Bobby starts playing with the Maloa Warriors)

da boi: Hello? Hello?

ATT: you have GOT to be kidding me... Dream on, etc...

Alien #3: What?

ATT: not in this lifetime, etc... in your dreams da boi... fairy tale...

The Magneto Flobe: Just like a lover!
She talks to me like some lovers do
She talks to me just like a lover!
But she don't say the things i want her to

Aliens: uh huh, what, etc..

Barbie K.: derinho, sometimes, I think I'm going mad.. etc..

Alien: that's right...

Barbie K.: going mad, going mad...

The Magneto Flobe: Just like a lover!
She talks to me like some lovers do
She talks to me just like a lover!
But she don't say the things i want her to

ATT: in your dreams da boi

Aliens: uh huh, etc.

The Magneto Flobe: Now i don't want to be
her backup jester
doin' my routine
just to impress her
i know she'll never find
no one fresher... than me

Just like a lover!
She talks to me like some lovers do
She talks to me just like a lover! (ATT: in your dreams daboi)
But she don't say the things i want her to
She talks to me ooh ooh oooooh
It's what it is it's what it is... (Bobby keeps wailing)

Now i don't want to be
her backup jester
doin' my routine
just to impress her
i know she'll never find
no one fresher... than me
She's like a lover ooh ooh oooh, etc...
It's what it is... it's what it is...
She talks to me ooh ooh ooh...

ATT: fairy tales can come true... but not for you.

da boi: Hello?

Automated Operator: we're sorry but the number you have dialed is not in service at this time...
(FIN)